A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
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Chips, cheese and gravy. And a fizzy vimto.
Reblog this if you’re a fan of Derek Landy’s “Skulduggery Pleasant” series. I have two reasons for asking this of you; first of all, I want to know how many other fans there on Tumblr, and secondly, I’m going to be making a giant list of fans on here to hand to Derek the next time I see him. Reblog away!
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You’ll understand when you watch it.
today’s Shortpacked. This is…this is pretty perfect, really.
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are you ever just VIOLENTLY REMINDED OF HOW MUCH YOU LOVE A CHARACTER
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a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while showering
kouw's house: The people you meet when you write about rape
**Trigger Warning** Rape apologists, rape naysayers, rape deniers
Mr. What About The Men
“The real problem here is all these false rape accusations that are destroying our society! 90 million men are falsely accused of rape every second! A woman just has to sort of mumble a…
A person's a person no matter how small: Life Hacks: "So You Got A Rude Anonymous Message"
SOLUTION: make a text post that says ‘i think tumblr ate an ask, i got the notification but there was nothing in my inbox’
congratulations you just frustrated the petulant baby who was refreshing your page waiting to see how much they Destroyed You
SUPER BONUS: they may decide…
I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself
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